10 Things I Hate About Winter

(With format taken from the wonderful '10 Things I Hate About You' movie)

I hate you for your long dark nights
I hate the way you steal the light
I hate your frosty, freezing cold
I hate the way you claim the old

Although your snow makes pretty scenes
I hate the way you kill the green
I hate your viruses and flu
I hate your dull depression too

I hate the way you blunt the sun
I hate your total lack of fun
And, my tenth and final reason…

I hate you for bullying us, you horrible season