Born on Halloween

I was born on Halloween
Eyes bloodshot-red, teeth emerald-green
I uttered a loud spine-chilling screeeeeeeeeeam!
'Cause I was born on Halloween

Wearing dark, grim jet-black clothes
With three burst boils on my crooked nose
I was quite terrifying I suppose
Gory, horrific, obscene
'Cause I was born on Halloween

October 31st
Some say I'm the Devil, some say I'm cursed
As I grew older I got weirder and worse
Then I became a Goth in my teens
'Cause I was born on Halloween

I was
More wicked than the Witch from the Wizard of Oz
You'll flee at the sight of me because
My face will melt your ice-cream
'Cause I was born on Halloween

As the clock struck midnight
Voldemort and Dracula quivered with fright
And every werewolf felt a bit uptight
Whose lucky number's thirteen?
Mine - 'cause I was born on Halloween

So take me trick or treating down your road
I'm the gruesome guy your neighbours should know
They'll shower you with sweets and loads of dough
Or I'll return to haunt their dreams
'Cause I was born on Halloween