Cape & Tights & Pants (or how to become a superhero)

If your life adds up to zero
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Why not be a superhero?
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Grab yourself a special power
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Save the planet every hour
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Flying lessons - have to take them
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Mega muscles - have to make them
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Pick yourself a secret ID
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Be a cop or run a library
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Find yourself a supervillain
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Always beat them, never kill them
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Sound effects are very useful
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Bash, crash, smash, bang, whack and splat too
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Buy your clothes from Costume Central
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Which bits are the most essential?
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Say which bits are the most essential?
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