If your nose is blocked
Closed and clogged and locked
You can't smell your socks
Just SSSSSSNIFF!

When the winter bites
Squeeze your nostrils tight
Then with all your might
Just SSSSSSNIFF!

Such a horrid noise
Nobody enjoys
Make your friends annoyed
Just SSSSSSNIFF!

Inhale fresher air
Past your nasal hair
Do it for a dare
Just SSSSSSNIFF!

It's a habit now
A disgusting row
Like a grunting sow
Just SSSSSSNIFF!

With your snout slammed shut
Suck that O2 up
Win the Sniffing Cup
Just SSSSSSNIFF!

It's the way to go
Though deep down you know
That it's best to blow
Just SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNIFF!