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I can't play the lute

Trumpet, fiddle, flute

I can't play the guitar

Trombone, tuba, sitar

I can't play the xylophone

Zither, cymbal, saxophone

I can't play the drum

French horn, (even hum!)

I can't play the oboe

Bagpipes, bongo, banjo

I can't play the violin

Ukulele, mandolin

But one thing that I CAN play

When in my class at school

I stick bananas in my ears

And I can play the fool!